chandni chowk to china

Ppl who plan to watch to this …beware ..if u hv already seen “kung-fu Panda” …thn this will be a real version of animated movie ….where the panda is repalced Akshay Kumar …

Comparison :-

panda eats a lot and cooks also …akshay does both but more towards cooking..

Panda wants to learn Kung fu after villain entry learns it

Akshay also learns Kung Fu after the villain kills his nana(mithun)

Panda by accident becomes  “dragon warrior”..similarly akshay too becomes ..Liu sheng

both believe they cant do …..but ultimately overcome the villain

same good over evil story…a never ending trend in indian cinema..

I don’t understand …who the director planned to reach  grown up adults or small kids …..untimely placing of songs …the worst part.. a romance song in between a nail biting fight sequence…..

Ppl who expect to hv fun can watch the movie but others who expect story ……it will be waste spending money for this movie..

Deepika is treat to watch in this movie ….and the action sequence is really beyond indian styles ….more close to films like crouching tiger hidden dragon,jetlee movies,Shivaji(tamil)(:P)..etc

story : 1 star

stunt :4 stars

fun : 4 star

music :3 star

overall rating : 2.5 stars

time to watch : when u really want to kill time

* Proof by Obviousness: “The proof is so clear that it need not be mentioned.”

* Proof by General Agreement: “All in Favor?…”

* Proof by Imagination: “Well, We’ll pretend its true.”

* Proof by Convenience: “It would be very nice if it were true, so …”

* Proof by Necessity: “It had better be true or the whole structure of mathematics would crumble to the ground.”

* Proof by Plausibility: “It sounds good so it must be true.”

* Proof by Intimidation: “Don’t be stupid, of course it’s true.”

* Proof by Lack of Sufficient Time: “Because of the time constraint, I’ll leave the proof to you.”

* Proof by Postponement: “The proof for this is so long and arduous, so it is given in the appendix.”

* Proof by Accident: “Hey, what have we here?”

* Proof by Insignificance: “Who really cares anyway?”

* Proof by Mumbo-Jumbo: ” For any epsilon> 0 there exists a corresponding delta > 0 s.t. f(x) − L < epsilon whenever x − a < delta”

* Proof by Profanity: (example omitted)

* Proof by Definition: “We’ll define it to be true.”

* Proof by Tautology: “It’s true because it’s true.”

* Proof by Plagiarism: “As we see on page 238 …”

* Proof by Lost Reference: “I know I saw this somewhere …”

* Proof by Calculus: “This proof requires calculus, so we’ll skip it.”

* Proof by Terror: When intimidation fails …

* Proof by Lack of Interest: “Does anyone really want to see this?”

* Proof by Illegibility: ” ¥ ª Ð Þ þæ”

* Proof by Logic: “If it is on the problem sheet, then it must be true.”

* Proof by Majority Rule: Only to be used if General Agreement is impossible.

* Proof by Clever Variable Choice: “Let A be the number such that this proof works.”

* Proof by Tessellation: “This proof is just the same as the last.”

* Proof by Divine Word: “And the Lord said, ‘Let it be true,’ and it came to pass.”

* Proof by Stubbornness: “I don’t care what you say! It is true!”

* Proof by Simplification: “This proof reduces to the statement, 1 + 1 = 2.”

* Proof by Hasty Generalization: “Well, it works for 17, so it works for all reals.”

* Proof by Deception: “Now everyone turn their backs …”

* Proof by Supplication: “Oh please, let it be true.”

* Proof by Poor Analogy: “Well, it’s just like …”

* Proof by Avoidance: Limit of Proof by Postponement as t approaches infinity.

* Proof by Design: “If it’s not true in today’s math, invent a new system in which it is.”

* Proof by Intuition: “I just have this gut feeling …”

* Proof by Authority: “Well, Bill Gates says it’s true, so it must be.”

* Proof by Vigorous Assertion: “And I REALLY MEAN THAT!”

* Proof by A.F.K.T. Theorem: “Any Fool Knows That!”

* Proof by vigorous handwaving: Works well in a classroom.

* Proof by seduction: “Convince yourself that this is true!”

* Proof by accumulated evidence: “Long and diligent search has not revealed a counterexample.”

* Proof by Divine Intervention: “Then a miracle occurs …”

* Proof by forward reference: Reference is usually to a forthcoming paper of the author, which is often not as forthcoming as at first.

* Proof by funding: How could three different government agencies be wrong?

* Proof by example: The author gives only the case n = 2 and suggests that it contains most of the ideas of the general proof.

* Proof by omission: “The reader may easily supply the details” or “The other 253 cases are analogous”

* Proof by deferral: “We’ll prove this later in the course”.

* Proof by picture: A more convincing form of proof by example. Combines well with proof by omission.

* Proof by intimidation: “Trivial.”

* Proof by adverb: “As is quite clear, the elementary aforementioned statement is obviously valid.”

* Proof by cumbersome notation: Best done with access to at least four alphabets and special symbols.

* Proof by exhaustion: An issue or two of a journal devoted to your proof is useful.

* Proof by obfuscation: A long plotless sequence of true and/or meaningless syntactically related statements.

* Proof by wishful citation: The author cites the negation, converse, or generalization of a theorem from the literature to support his claims.

* Proof by eminent authority: “I saw Karp in the elevator and he said it was probably NP- complete.”

* Proof by personal communication: “Eight-dimensional colored cycle stripping is NP-complete [Karp, personal communication].”

* Proof by reduction to the wrong problem: “To see that infinite-dimensional colored cycle stripping is decidable, we reduce it to the halting problem.”

* Proof by reference to inaccessible literature: The author cites a simple corollary of a theorem to be found in a privately circulated memoir of the Slovenian Philological Society, 1883.

* Proof by importance: A large body of useful consequences all follow from the proposition in question.

* Proof by mutual reference: In reference A, Theorem 5 is said to follow from Theorem 3 in reference B, which is shown to follow from Corollary 6.2 in reference C, which is an easy consequence of Theorem 5 in reference A.

* Proof by metaproof: A method is given to construct the desired proof. The correctness of the method is proved by any of these techniques.

* Proof by vehement assertion: It is useful to have some kind of authority relation to the audience.

* Proof by ghost reference: Nothing even remotely resembling the cited theorem appears in the reference given.

* Proof by semantic shift: Some of the standard but inconvenient definitions are changed for the statement of the result.

* Proof by appeal to intuition: Cloud-shaped drawings frequently help here.

This post was completely taken from this website http://www.onlinemathlearning.com/math-jokes-mathematical-proofs.html

kant->srikant

karthi->kartikeyan

kai Pilllai ->R.Vignesh

Kuchi ->srivatsan

siva ->sivakami

shiva-> shivaguru

all know tht i’m one of the very few who is total vetti in life ….

=>i hv a lot of time to spend

= >i’m not doing any useful work

=> =>=>

many implies will go..

DAY 1:

k …after a half hearted acceptance to go to the iv ..the day to board the train came ….with lot of dreamz to play a lot pranks,do comedies and thinking i will hv fun and frolic all days in tour i landed in front of the entrance ..i was welcomed by vijay ,kuchi and thanu …while thy were waiting for sanjay we did talk abt little of our plans …and thn v entered the coll and went to dept ..and v took photos near the dept…..a spark of idea from nowhere tht v went to hv an appy fizz,…to our disappt v had only an appy which was commented by vc as childs drink ..fun was theme of air at tht time and all my frnds were exchanging ringtones just to otyfy others..

v entered the bus ….and the all fun started(thinking (1))…unfortunately my frnd siva was target of the hour (i pity for u dude)…after all the kalachifying v landed in the station … v gotlot of eatables and i lost a packet of truffle and sandwiches and we went to pizza corner and with gr8 liking and joy (agn thinking(2)) and all gud adj i got a pizza for myself and after a resolution tht v will only b eating our pizzas …..i paid for it

there was a bit of confusion abt the seating and i was adviced by siva to take a seat with him pradep and gang…which i refused (my greatest mistake) and v did arrange ourself all most all them close by ..myself,vish,karti,deepu,kant,R.V,kannan,thanu and many …

the train started and the first round of terrorism happened …first karthi got beaten and thn kai pillai thn was kant and thn pritham….karthi and kai pillai lost their temper ….karthi did cry a little bit …kept for himself…

The Regulars:

after this most of my frnds were busy with there usual wrk …doing wht thy do the best …some trying to get a chance (some did really get)….

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i did learn a lot of lessons …some of them are

The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely proportionate to the importance of person to you.

–i did had to consider abt my importance …but things really changed as days progressed

Usually there is a saying tht ..A Psychologist is a person who looks at the face of all men whn a beautiful girl enters the room …and i really consider changing my stream of study from comp to phych…..i love to read abt Psychology and how ppl think ,react,behave in various situation…..(and i mean here beautiful as just an adjective and not the way u actully thought…) and it was comical to my frnds behve like this …cracking mokkai jokes and (seriously ppl who do this usally didn’t crack jokes)

If you are interested in someone, a close friend will grab their attention.(Hhehehe..—just a teaser ….)

*/ //these lines are commented ppl can omit this if thy think this changes the flow of the story

some busy reading(vijay)….some helplessly listening to wht others talk ….playing cards …( i don’t understand whts there in the cards …but most of my frnds were all time busy with the cards (shld hv been the presence of …..((leave it ..rest to ur imagination))….as i don’t know to play cards and due to my helpless situation of having no company ..i had to resort to some kind new idea to keep myself occupied …..i choose myself potography …..i was near the door most of the time and took potos of how the train takes a turn,how my burst mode wrks …calculating the speed of the train and many other things which ppl don’t do usually

by tht time it was late evening and nothing much to c …just the dark sky…and the signals …i felt tooo lonely …and i cursed myself why the hell did i come to this trip

and thn i just wen t around the train and went to siva nary’s place …..and evry1 were seriously playing dumb chards and and i went inside to make some comedy and to get relieve frm such a mood …..the best thing was whn arjun showed actions of earth,water,sky and i came out with an answer as “captain planet” so instantaneous …and whn he showed actions of some1 diving i came out with answer of suicide attempt…i will never forget those comedies….and thn v got down at yeswanthpur had a cup’n'noodles..by the time there was sparks on air…

the heat had started …

after a small chat with nitin,nary,surendar…the noodles was so hot ….and it took time to cool down…and the train started and i came back to my original place..near the door …chatting with nitin ,nary letting out wht all i felt and it was cool to c tht was the same with add spices and toppings and with extra cheese from nitn and nary ….he shld hv really gone to quizes he wanted to attend

and i thought it was over and i went to sleep(thinking(5)) and i was guided to all geographical locations of berths available to rest myself by mr kant ,Kai pillai,and Deepu

As i was trying to get some get sleep i heard a series of strange interesting topic of discussion going on ….

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actully i was born and brought up in chennai so i’m mostly familiar with most of the places in and around chennai My fav places are tnagar-shopping,the basketball stadium,hot chips (seriously my fav),milkyway,javagreen….i know almost all places and i am cing it right frm my 5th standard …

tambaram — a seriously busy place in the outskirts of chnnai …my fav place the madras christian coll..used to go a lot of times and even stayed in tht hostel 1′s so hv roamed arnd it many times…so pls consider tht i hv knowledge abt chnnai

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now the topic was rowdiism. oh my god :- wht a topic to start of at midnight …ppl usually get frightened by certain acts of shouting or 2 an extreme beating ..i saw in my life(for first time) tht ppl can be frightened by telling stories tht 222 not ghost stories but stories tht r cooked right before thy are told…(hehehhe …..srry for being harsh)

first abt tamabaram……a combination of childs thought mixed with emotions af kaka kaka and vetayadu vilayadu kind of story by kai pillai made me laugh like any thing …but thn i had no other choice but to let things happen ….actlly it was explained in a matrix manner with a knife in front and the police strory preceding it …it was a nice story by R.V for tht moment …shld hv concentrated on the logics behind the story

next come t-nagar ….actully i expected a lot more better performance by kant ….more action,thrill etc. but his story was filled with a lot more of comedy ….combined with his mathmatical genius nous…he came out with a concentric circular story …..where his school was at a tangent and the longest chord (diameter) was the route taken by him twice to reach school and again twice to reach home ….the dia was filled with death traps …and rowdies and he had to cross all this reach his goal(a kind of mario game….hehhee)…..i do hv to give credit to the imagination skills of kant …and he concentrated more on logics …

my verdict kant story was better

” The worst part of life is to wait. The best part is to have someone worth waiting for. “

It was E-mech asses ….a kind of asses which no1 wanted to take as they knew wht will b the result …but as usual i didn’t care …i wrote the test knowing tht my probability of passing the test was approaching “0″…..same as usual but ….i wrote the test came out as hppy as i can ..usually i don’t care abt my test …but was not in a mood to attend class afterwards …as on my way out to canteen i came across vijay,shiva,nitin every1 fighting abt the paper …after a heated debate thy did come to conclusion tht thy will clear the paper but with low marks ..but thn there was a spark of idea from nowhere tht evry1 decided to go to RDB …a gr8 idea i thtgt even though i don’t know hindi tht much …but thn vatsa,sanjay all left us thy wanted to attend class…only ppl left was i ,vijay,nitin,shiva it was 10.45am ..The show was sheduled to 11.15 …we started towards the gate a long walk indeed ..and it felt too long at tht time…at the gate shiva decided to turn back ….he wanted to attend clss ….it was 10.55 ..we were determined to c the film …evry1 had money to get the ticket only ….nothing other thn tht..but we had to go by auto …we did go by auto …landed in front of satyam … v paid for the auto but no money to get 3 tickets …as usual my magic pants …i didn’t know tht i had a 50 in my pant …gud v got the tickets ..went inside…the theater was deserted …gud v took our place…the film started …nitn was translating the film to vijay mostly in his own perspective …it went went thn the interval came …gud v were surrounded by many pll(censor cut) ..v didn’t hv money to get even a popcorn or pepsi …but still hppy tht v made to the film and a seriously gud film indeed ..the film finally ended….v came out to only find out tht v were hungry and no money in hand but from somewhere again i had 30rs …had 2 pieces of parota ..gud finally while deciding how v go …vijay opened his purse ….to our amazement v saw a 100rs note …which he exclaimed to us “emergency Money “…immediately our next qustion was y he didn’t consider a situation where no one had money as an emergency situation ..his ans and i quote ‘he forgot tht he had money’..finally i had 4rs to go home from satym to my place …got a bus finally to reach home ..tht ticket was only 3rs and i was still left with me whn i reached home …

a gr8 experience tht taught me— search for something whn u really need it ..it will surely b within ur reach … the thing i needed was money ..and i did get it while searching my pants…

This was actually a result i got after i attened a test in tickle.com …an interesting test to take…this 1 is abt my past life..

site:http://web.tickle.com/tests/pastlife

Oil painting, sculpture, photography. No matter the medium, it’s clear that an imaginative soul like yours must have been an artist in a former life. With your creativity and originality, you’ve got a unique approach to the world that just begs to be shared with everyone.

Like the great masters who came before you, you march to the beat of your own drummer and don’t follow the herd. You live life by your own rules and aren’t afraid to express your ideas. Lucky for all of us, they’re great ones. So, keep expressing yourself. You’re sure to be legendary!

Hmm actually I didn’t expect this result but i was wondering whether this could b true ..after a series of internal arguments i came to a logical conclusion tht this can never hv happened ….but still ,i liked the imagination of being an artist so if i was an artist wht wuld b my theme of drawings,wht was i good at ..(oil,crayons water colors)….???so many questions came to my mind …hmm don’t know hw many tickle to take??to answer those