Some of my fav 1 liners…

• Don’t let your mind wander, it’s too little to let out alone.
  
• Get your facts right, then you can distort them as you please.
• ” Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. “
  
• ” Make sure the thing you’re living for is worth dying for. “
• ” Gravity is a myth, the earth sucks!!! “
  
• ” ‘Kill Bill’ is a movie? I though it is an another opearting system review. “
  
• ” Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. “
• ” One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. “
  
• ” Wanna make your dreams true? bool dreams = true; “
  
• ” Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. “
• ” When I was a kid the Dead Sea was only sick. “
  
• ” No trees were killed in the creation of this message. However, many electrons were terribly inconvenienced. “
  
• ” If you don’t succeed in the first attempt, call it version 1.0 “
• ” Computers are like air conditioners — they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS “
  
• ” Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. “
  
• ” Most people are only ‘alive’ because it is illegal to shoot them. “
• ” The number of people watching you is directly propotional to the stupidity of you action. “
  
• ” Who says nothing is impossible? I have been doing nothing all my life. “
  
• ” If you want to secure the second position, just be right behind me. “
• ” If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space. “
  
• ” Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. “
  
• ” Research is to see what everybody has seen, thinking what nobody has thought. “
• ” I used to be indecisive, but now I am not sure. “
  
• ” I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. “
  
• ” Two rules of Success : 1) Don’t tell everything you know. “
• ” Everything is OK at the end, if it’s not OK, it’s not the END. “
  
• ” An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. “
  
• ” A mind stretched by a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. “
• ” Stability is not achieved by immobility: try to sit on an immobile bicycle! “
  
• ” Luck favours those who don’t believe in it. “
  
• ” An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. “
• ” Where there’s a will there are five hundred relatives. “
  
• ” Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.. “
  
• ” Death is hereditary. “
• ” God is real, unless declared integer. “
  
• ” Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left. “
  
• ” In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?? “
• ” I would like to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code! “
  
• ” On the other hand… you have different fingers! “
• ” When you come to a fork in the road, take the ‘right’ path, else you must take the path that is ‘left’. “
  
• ” If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos..then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation. “
  
• ” A person who truely loves u and knows u, is someone who sees the pain in ur eyes while EVERYONE else still believes in the smile on ur face “
• ” Windows not found: (C)heer, (P)arty, (D)ance? “
  
• ” How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands.. “
  
• ” I do know everything, just not all at once. It’s a virtual memory problem. “
• ” For every problem there can be multiple solutions, and the simplest one is usually neglected….! “
  
• ” Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. “
  
• ” A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room. “
• ” A common rule of thumb, Too clever is dumb! “
  
• ” If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. “
  
• ” Windows NT encountered the following error: The operation completed successfully. “
• ” The best Windows accelerator is that which works at 9.81m/s2 “
  
• ” Gates’ Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves. “
  
• ” Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? [ OK ] “
• ” Double your disk space – delete Windows! “
  
• ” Linux, DOS, Windows NT — The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. “
  
• ” Efficiency is intelligent laziness. “
• ” The nice thing about Windows is – It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press ‘OK’ first. “
  
• ” 47.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. “
  
• ” To Guess Something Is Easy, To Guess Something Wrong Is Expensive. “
• ” The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it. “
  
• ” If our brain would be simple enough for us to understand it, we would be too dumb to understand it. “
  
• ” Speak less to people whom you love most….B’coz if they cant understand your silence….They can never understand your words. “
• ” I refuse to believe in a risk-free society where the thrill of living is traded for the safety of existence. “
  
• ” I might change my mind.. If someone offers me his instead. “
  

” The worst part of life is to wait. The best part is to have someone worth waiting for. “


• ” Live as if you were to die tomorrow, Learn as if you were to live forever. “
• ” The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is that it has never tried to contact us. “
  
• ” When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half. “
  
• ” It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid and don’t say it. “
• ” Always put worry in its proper place, i.e. OUT OF YOUR LIFE. “
  
• ” It is not as difficult to apologize as it is to live with a guilty conscience. “
  
• ” Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn’t have. “
• ” Mind is consciousness which has put on limitations. You are originally unlimited and perfect. Later you take on limitations and become the mind. “
  
• ” Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. “
  
• ” I Never forget a face, but in your case i’ll be glad to make an exception. “
• ” Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have any film. “
  
• ” There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works. “
  
• ” A true friend never gets in your way, unless you happened to go down. “
• ” Its better to lose your pride for someone you love, than to lose that someone you love for your useless pride “
  
• ” Map out your future… but do it with pencil. “
  
• ” Always upgrade your processor to the fastest avaliable so that you can reboot windows faster. “
• ” Excellence is not a destination; it is a continuous journey that never ends. “
  
• ” If you aim for nothing, that’s exactly what you’ll hit: nothing. “
  
• ” I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect. “
• ” Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. “
  
• ” Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright Until you hear them speak. “
  
• ” It is better to burn out than to fade away. “
• ” I was an atheist until I knew I was GOD. “
  
• ” I am not sincere, even when I say I am not. “
  
• ” Impossible = I m possible “
• ” Believe that you can’t be beaten and you won’t “
  
• ” A moments insight is sometimes worth a life’s experience “
  
• ” In matters of style, swim with the current,In matters of principle, stand like a Rock “
• ” It doesn’t take a lot of strength to hang on,but it does take a lot to let go “
  
• ” Life is not measured by the breathe you take,But by the moments that takes your breathe away “
  
• ” You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful,But she is beautiful because you love her “
• ” Ever wondered why it is called ‘common’ sense when few seems to have it? “
  
• ” If debugging is an art to remove bugs from the program, then programming must be an art to insert them. “
• ” Diamond is just a piece of coal, with a bit more endurance. “
  
• ” I have got no companion…..it is always alone at the top. “
  
• ” I have the simplest choice, I am always satisfied with the best. “
• ” If you try, you risk failure; if you don’t you ensure it. “
  
• ” I was born genius, but education ruined me. “
  
• ” Err and err and err again but less and less and less. “
• ” Marriage is not a word, it’s a sentence…. a life sentence. “
  
• ” There is never a wrong time to do a right thing. “
  
• ” My brain has two parts : left has nothing right in it, right has nothing left in it. “