Some of my fav 1 liners…

• Don’t let your mind wander, it’s too little to let out alone.
  
• Get your facts right, then you can distort them as you please.
• ” Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. “
  
• ” Make sure the thing you’re living for is worth dying for. “
• ” Gravity is a myth, the earth sucks!!! “
  
• ” ‘Kill Bill’ is a movie? I though it is an another opearting system review. “
  
• ” Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. “
• ” One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. “
  
• ” Wanna make your dreams true? bool dreams = true; “
  
• ” Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. “
• ” When I was a kid the Dead Sea was only sick. “
  
• ” No trees were killed in the creation of this message. However, many electrons were terribly inconvenienced. “
  
• ” If you don’t succeed in the first attempt, call it version 1.0 “
• ” Computers are like air conditioners — they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS “
  
• ” Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. “
  
• ” Most people are only ‘alive’ because it is illegal to shoot them. “
• ” The number of people watching you is directly propotional to the stupidity of you action. “
  
• ” Who says nothing is impossible? I have been doing nothing all my life. “
  
• ” If you want to secure the second position, just be right behind me. “
• ” If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space. “
  
• ” Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. “
  
• ” Research is to see what everybody has seen, thinking what nobody has thought. “
• ” I used to be indecisive, but now I am not sure. “
  
• ” I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. “
  
• ” Two rules of Success : 1) Don’t tell everything you know. “
• ” Everything is OK at the end, if it’s not OK, it’s not the END. “
  
• ” An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. “
  
• ” A mind stretched by a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. “
• ” Stability is not achieved by immobility: try to sit on an immobile bicycle! “
  
• ” Luck favours those who don’t believe in it. “
  
• ” An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. “
• ” Where there’s a will there are five hundred relatives. “
  
• ” Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.. “
  
• ” Death is hereditary. “
• ” God is real, unless declared integer. “
  
• ” Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left. “
  
• ” In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?? “
• ” I would like to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code! “
  
• ” On the other hand… you have different fingers! “
• ” When you come to a fork in the road, take the ‘right’ path, else you must take the path that is ‘left’. “
  
• ” If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos..then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation. “
  
• ” A person who truely loves u and knows u, is someone who sees the pain in ur eyes while EVERYONE else still believes in the smile on ur face “
• ” Windows not found: (C)heer, (P)arty, (D)ance? “
  
• ” How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands.. “
  
• ” I do know everything, just not all at once. It’s a virtual memory problem. “
• ” For every problem there can be multiple solutions, and the simplest one is usually neglected….! “
  
• ” Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. “
  
• ” A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room. “
• ” A common rule of thumb, Too clever is dumb! “
  
• ” If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. “
  
• ” Windows NT encountered the following error: The operation completed successfully. “
• ” The best Windows accelerator is that which works at 9.81m/s2 “
  
• ” Gates’ Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves. “
  
• ” Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? [ OK ] “
• ” Double your disk space – delete Windows! “
  
• ” Linux, DOS, Windows NT — The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. “
  
• ” Efficiency is intelligent laziness. “
• ” The nice thing about Windows is – It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press ‘OK’ first. “
  
• ” 47.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. “
  
• ” To Guess Something Is Easy, To Guess Something Wrong Is Expensive. “
• ” The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it. “
  
• ” If our brain would be simple enough for us to understand it, we would be too dumb to understand it. “
  
• ” Speak less to people whom you love most….B’coz if they cant understand your silence….They can never understand your words. “
• ” I refuse to believe in a risk-free society where the thrill of living is traded for the safety of existence. “
  
• ” I might change my mind.. If someone offers me his instead. “
  

” The worst part of life is to wait. The best part is to have someone worth waiting for. “


• ” Live as if you were to die tomorrow, Learn as if you were to live forever. “
• ” The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is that it has never tried to contact us. “
  
• ” When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half. “
  
• ” It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid and don’t say it. “
• ” Always put worry in its proper place, i.e. OUT OF YOUR LIFE. “
  
• ” It is not as difficult to apologize as it is to live with a guilty conscience. “
  
• ” Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn’t have. “
• ” Mind is consciousness which has put on limitations. You are originally unlimited and perfect. Later you take on limitations and become the mind. “
  
• ” Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. “
  
• ” I Never forget a face, but in your case i’ll be glad to make an exception. “
• ” Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have any film. “
  
• ” There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works. “
  
• ” A true friend never gets in your way, unless you happened to go down. “
• ” Its better to lose your pride for someone you love, than to lose that someone you love for your useless pride “
  
• ” Map out your future… but do it with pencil. “
  
• ” Always upgrade your processor to the fastest avaliable so that you can reboot windows faster. “
• ” Excellence is not a destination; it is a continuous journey that never ends. “
  
• ” If you aim for nothing, that’s exactly what you’ll hit: nothing. “
  
• ” I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect. “
• ” Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. “
  
• ” Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright Until you hear them speak. “
  
• ” It is better to burn out than to fade away. “
• ” I was an atheist until I knew I was GOD. “
  
• ” I am not sincere, even when I say I am not. “
  
• ” Impossible = I m possible “
• ” Believe that you can’t be beaten and you won’t “
  
• ” A moments insight is sometimes worth a life’s experience “
  
• ” In matters of style, swim with the current,In matters of principle, stand like a Rock “
• ” It doesn’t take a lot of strength to hang on,but it does take a lot to let go “
  
• ” Life is not measured by the breathe you take,But by the moments that takes your breathe away “
  
• ” You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful,But she is beautiful because you love her “
• ” Ever wondered why it is called ‘common’ sense when few seems to have it? “
  
• ” If debugging is an art to remove bugs from the program, then programming must be an art to insert them. “
• ” Diamond is just a piece of coal, with a bit more endurance. “
  
• ” I have got no companion…..it is always alone at the top. “
  
• ” I have the simplest choice, I am always satisfied with the best. “
• ” If you try, you risk failure; if you don’t you ensure it. “
  
• ” I was born genius, but education ruined me. “
  
• ” Err and err and err again but less and less and less. “
• ” Marriage is not a word, it’s a sentence…. a life sentence. “
  
• ” There is never a wrong time to do a right thing. “
  
• ” My brain has two parts : left has nothing right in it, right has nothing left in it. “
  

My xperince in Satyam cineplex..

This happened in our 2nd semester …one of the few moments i love to recollect while i’m in a bad mood

It was E-mech asses ….a kind of asses which no1 wanted to take as they knew wht will b the result …but as usual i didn’t care …i wrote the test knowing tht my probability of passing the test was approaching “0″…..same as usual but ….i wrote the test came out as hppy as i can ..usually i don’t care abt my test …but was not in a mood to attend class afterwards …as on my way out to canteen i came across vijay,shiva,nitin every1 fighting abt the paper …after a heated debate thy did come to conclusion tht thy will clear the paper but with low marks ..but thn there was a spark of idea from nowhere tht evry1 decided to go to RDB …a gr8 idea i thtgt even though i don’t know hindi tht much …but thn vatsa,sanjay all left us thy wanted to attend class…only ppl left was i ,vijay,nitin,shiva it was 10.45am ..The show was sheduled to 11.15 …we started towards the gate a long walk indeed ..and it felt too long at tht time…at the gate shiva decided to turn back ….he wanted to attend clss ….it was 10.55 ..we were determined to c the film …evry1 had money to get the ticket only ….nothing other thn tht..but we had to go by auto …we did go by auto …landed in front of satyam … v paid for the auto but no money to get 3 tickets …as usual my magic pants …i didn’t know tht i had a 50 in my pant …gud v got the tickets ..went inside…the theater was deserted …gud v took our place…the film started …nitn was translating the film to vijay mostly in his own perspective …it went went thn the interval came …gud v were surrounded by many pll(censor cut) ..v didn’t hv money to get even a popcorn or pepsi …but still hppy tht v made to the film and a seriously gud film indeed ..the film finally ended….v came out to only find out tht v were hungry and no money in hand but from somewhere again i had 30rs …had 2 pieces of parota ..gud finally while deciding how v go …vijay opened his purse ….to our amazement v saw a 100rs note …which he exclaimed to us “emergency Money “…immediately our next qustion was y he didn’t consider a situation where no one had money as an emergency situation ..his ans and i quote ‘he forgot tht he had money’..finally i had 4rs to go home from satym to my place …got a bus finally to reach home ..tht ticket was only 3rs and i was still left with me whn i reached home …

a gr8 experience tht taught me— search for something whn u really need it ..it will surely b within ur reach … the thing i needed was money ..and i did get it while searching my pants…

Who Were You in a Past Life?-TICKLE TEST

Vinod kumar, you could have been a famous Artist

This was actually a result i got after i attened a test in tickle.com …an interesting test to take…this 1 is abt my past life..

site:http://web.tickle.com/tests/pastlife

Oil painting, sculpture, photography. No matter the medium, it’s clear that an imaginative soul like yours must have been an artist in a former life. With your creativity and originality, you’ve got a unique approach to the world that just begs to be shared with everyone.

Like the great masters who came before you, you march to the beat of your own drummer and don’t follow the herd. You live life by your own rules and aren’t afraid to express your ideas. Lucky for all of us, they’re great ones. So, keep expressing yourself. You’re sure to be legendary!

Hmm actually I didn’t expect this result but i was wondering whether this could b true ..after a series of internal arguments i came to a logical conclusion tht this can never hv happened ….but still ,i liked the imagination of being an artist so if i was an artist wht wuld b my theme of drawings,wht was i good at ..(oil,crayons water colors)….???so many questions came to my mind …hmm don’t know hw many tickle to take??to answer those